Continuing the trolling
HI Alok,
We looked through the list of websites you showed us, and while most of them do look impressively generic, a few of them still had some striking qualities. Particularly http://matrixjobs.in/ which has a lighthouse (?) in the upper right corner. This is something that might get written about on a social media site, and we do not want that to happen.
You see, we use a revolutionary “Blending Strategy” mixed with a competitive use of twitter bot retweets and youtube comments. Since most of our merchandise is defective, we have decided that it is better to “blend” into the background and not have anyone talk about us. In fact, we don’t even want people to be able to remember which website they bought the defective merchandise from.
Our last web designer (who we unfortunately had to let go due to extreme bowel problems) could never quite make our site generic enough. We keep seeing articles about us and worse. If we are to work with you we need you to pinky promise that our site will be 100% generic like you claim.
Thank you for your time,
Chris Weed
